simply be non binary
who the fuck is it going to make me attracted to, everybody but other enbies? wait no that actually sucks ass stop immediately
Don't worry, my non-binary is different to your non binary so it's still straight if we fuck.
No! NO!
Baseball!
Cold Showers!
Baseball!
Cold Shower!
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
Strike a pose so radiant that it reflects it back at the raygun, turning it into a gay ray
Have gay sex one last time. Go out in a blaze of glory
Perform heterosexuality incorrectly, queering it irretrievably. All the straights who behold it will have no choice but to go home and rethink their lives
engage the ray in some "kink at pride" discourse. This will knock the ray of its feet. Then hit it with the one-two "bi-womens' boyfriends"-"straight people using the word 'partner'" discourse for the finishing blow.
Grab the nearest enby and use them to reflect the ray. Enbies confuse the ever living shit outta the straights
Pull a fast one and shoot the ray gun with your own bisexualizing finger guns, thus dispelling the anti gay ray.
That's how
stay winning.
