They're all going to get creamed by Trump, it's going to be a bloodbath. At least the Trump Biden debate for prez should be funny.
At least the Trump Biden debate for prez should be funny.
that's what everyone was saying last time and it was a snoozer. Biden's primary debate appearances where he was horrendously racist ("black families don't leave the record player on") and his eye filled with blood were a lot funnier in the end
and his eye filled with blood
Oh god I forgot about that!
When they switched from microdosing to macrodosing him with methamphetamines, and hadn't quite dialed it in yet
Remember it's not like he did that by design, some of it is a matter of chance with his old, busted body having good days and bad days. For all we know the fucker will have a stroke live on TV next time he debates Trump.
Trump Biden debate
"You're old."
"I'm in great physical shape!"
"You're old. Tired Old Joe."
Mugging for the cameras. "Right here! Right now! For the American people! Let's do a pushup contest!"
"Draw a clock."
Biden knows he made a bad mistake and for the rest of the debate he's lifeless and shriveled. Too late he tried to hide his crestfallen look. It was visible for a full second. And the memes start to appear even before the debate is over.
They're all going to get rekt but I wonder who will be left standing? My money is on Nikki Haley. She checks a lot of boxes meanwhile she's a complete fucking ghoul. So I expect all the big money to push her until they're stuck, again, with Trump just making a mockery of all of this and taking the grand prize.
lol
I can't wait.
My money is on Nikki Haley.
That's a good bet.
I think only two Trump competitors seem like normal human beings. Her and Christie. Christie has big asshole energy but he looks like a tub of goo and he has permanent loser stench.
Haley also has serious veep potential. None of the others do.
She's a socially acceptable Sarah Palin which given her actual record, is accurate and/or scary as fuck.
Exactly.
She's acceptable Palin with a brain.
For me a nightmare scenario is that Trump picks her to be veep and after soon after he gets the nomination he dies of a massive heart attack. His health is a black box. Haley becomes the nominee and even though she's a woman - the GOP rallies around her. Trumpsters know she will "carry on Trump's legacy" and more moderate republicans see her as "carrying on the better parts of Trump's legacy". She energies the party, cruises to victory, and helps GOP down ballot candidates across the US.
CNN was pushing Nikki Hayley as the potential "first Asian American woman president" lmao.
The thing is they're not even wrong, her parents are from India, and she uses her second name and husband's surname to be more appealing to the racist republican voterbase.
MSNBC: "Biden clearly won the 'Draw a clock' challenge. Trump's numbers were shaky and the hands of the clock were nowhere near 7:30 which was the right answer. Minute hand the hour hand were the same length. That's all wrong of course. It's true that Biden's numbers were a bit disordered but he put them in the circle more cleanly and he was much, much closer to drawing a clock at 7:30..."
Fox News: "Clock challenge? Really? They made Our President do a clock challenge? I'm greatly offended. We all are. That's disrespectful to President Trump. Biden needed to do it alone. He's senile. Trump is... well - Trump. The Greatest President the United States of American Has Ever Had..."
Oh, that won't help at all. Trump took that one cognitive test and passed with flying colors and everyone screamed that it was only because he cheated. Biden is obviously demented which is why they'll never allow him to take any test. Or participate in a debate. There's no upside for them.
There will be no debates. The DNC won't hold any for the candidacy, either. The new Kennedy has already openly said that the CIA assassinated JFK. The US is on track to lose a ton of democratic legitimacy in the eyes of Americans and it's going to be wonderful.
on top of old smokey
all covered with cheese
I lost my poor Meatball
when somebody sneezedIt rolled off the table
and on to the floor
and then my poor meatball
rolled out of the door
The people who never liked him in the first place are fucking pissed I can tell you that much. My boss keeps openly saying in lab meetings how fucking dangerous he is and how much she hates him
Seems like just a couple of weeks ago he was a conservative hero for standing up to Disney
Then he took on Trump
:bern-disgust:
he was a conservative hero for standing up to Disney
He wasn't. Business Republicans were disgusted with his treatment of a noble Job Creator. Donors were aghast at his treatment of a loyal Republican money spigot. Corporate media didn't like it at all.
Then he took on Trump
He tried to get in with Elon. And that went exactly how you'd expect an Elon collab to go.
