• EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud, so either a Grimace shake is tongue-flavored, or it's some sort of Lovecraftian mirrors-reflecting-mirrors thing, but with flavor instead of light.

    In any case, I'd just get a vanilla shake and avoid the whole situation.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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      1 year ago

      Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud,

      Can I get a citation on that? I just gotta read this lore

      • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        https://www.today.com/food/restaurants/what-is-grimace-mcdonalds-rcna88345

        This is a good breakdown. It's not totally official that he's a taste bud, but McDonald's also isn't super clear on it, so feel free to believe whatever you choose.

              • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                I'll admit, if you gave me a choice between a loreburger and a non-loreburger I'm eating the loreburger every time. Bonus if there are disagreements about the lore of the loreburger that I can argue about on an internet forum or comment section.

          • SpanishSpaceAgency [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            See Mac Tonight. Shame 4chan fashs got their hands on that mascot. it's based on Mack the Knife from the three penny opera by Brecht and Brecht is a comrade.

    • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      hi can i get a shake with grimace milk i mean grimace milk i mean grimace milk sorry i mean grimace milk i mean grimace milk i mean

  • edge [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I thought this was just a joke but no there's actually a Grimace milkshake :agony:

  • Dingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Screaming as I get pulled away from the drive thru "The shakes! They're made from grimace! Grrriiimmmmmaaaaacccee!"

  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    1 year ago

    When our time comes we will have flavors such as "Finance Bro". When asked what it tastes like we will stare quizzically and reply: "Like Finance Bro?"

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    It tastes bad folks

    Like if you watered down some artificial fruit flavor like a crunchberry and then mixed it with McDonald's ice cream