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“It is a handful of oatmeal mixed with low-fat yoghurt, with half an apple and a carrot. If such a meal is to extend life, what is the meaning of life?”

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    They're widely available without a prescription; Lactaid is a common brand that you can usually find in grocery stores. You just pop a tablet immediately before eating/drinking something with dairy in it; two if you're really going to town on a whole pint of ice cream or something.

    • Retrosound [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      They degrade very quickly if kept anywhere but a stable 77 degree environment. They don't give any indication they've gone off other than intestinal cramps after you've already eaten the dairy. Buy small quantities.