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Bomb sniffing dogs will be on the case today, don't worry.
B-2 stealth bombers begin targeting 3%er encampments consisting of fortified Applebee's, TGI Friday, and Golden Corral locations. Mobility scooters become a favored platform for conversion into technicals. Someone on YouTube makes a Xeni Jarden tweet ASMR channel.
Aaron Sorkin kills Lin Manuel Miranda in a murder-suicide.
What's the next event that will shake the lib to their bones?
trump says something mean about george bush (it will also be kinda true, but it will be rude)
there it is. that's the kinda shit that libs live for. i can already see the pearls being clutched.
Trump clearly loses the election, but he challenges the mail-in ballots to the supreme court, and a 5-4 decision written by freshly-appointed justice tom cotton hands him the presidency in a ruling that doesn't even pass the smell test.
i think Roberts would side with the libs to try and avoid a constitutional crisis and spare the legacy of "the Roberts court" from being remembered as a total clown show.
He wakes up every day and puts on his rainbow wig and nose and robes and he'll be DAMNED if he's remembered for the wig and nose.
Nah, that won't be clear to most libs for another decade or two. The next thing will be in a couple of weeks, whatever it is.
Tbh that news kinda pisses me off more than RBG news smdh F in the chat
i hope it's just before the election. shahid could replace her, instead of her winning, resigning, and handing the seat off to some protege of hers.
Any betting pools for this?
When's the funniest time for it to happen to one-up RBG?
Right after Trump and Pence delay the election but the transition of power means speaker becomes president?
JFK comes out of his grave, rattles off a litany of racial slurs, and rots again away like he drank from the wrong holy grail.
Trick question, liberals are actually invertebrates. Ain't got no bones to shake.