I'll start the brainstormiung.
The implosion story is a cover up and they actually entered the hollow earth through an elaborate system of locks and dams in order to meet with Peter Viereck, who has been reigning over the sub-subterranean ape people as a tyrant since 1952. Using the mystical power of orgonism they will return to the surface and subjugate humanity to build a giant crystal pyramid from which they will fight the Posada aliens. Our Orca comrades are trying to stop them by incapacitating their agents off the coast of Gibraltar.
billionaires built a big saturation diving climate bunker and now theyre all gonna go down there covertly by faking their death in stupid submarines
After Epstein's first arrest, they deemed that a private island was now too obvious but still wanted to rub their hubris in the noses of the poor, so construction commenced on an Atlantean-esque bunker complex city with the entrance directly under the wreckage of the Titanic.
This was simply the first one-way trip as the first permanent residents moved in. They built the cheapest tin can possible to get them down to the entrance airlock, and after the residents disembarked they destroyed the evidence by poking a hole in its flimsy hull and dropped back out the airlock which imploded it immediately. The debris has slowly been floating up over the last week.
The Onion article about sending a rescue sub full of billionaires, except they keep doing it until there are no more billionaires on the surface. We all breathe half a sigh of relief, before the billionaires' secret atmosphere-ignition device (lovingly nicknamed "the bugbomb") activates
The navy was jealous the airforce got to get confirmed kills shooting down trash. That's promotions, money, fame. So they saw an obvious bit of trash to take down and took the shot. Unfortunately they discovered that the obvious trash contained rich people and had to cover it up.
The easiest one for me is a bunch of rich billionaires decided to fake their death and cash out some life insurance.
They could be full Larry Hilblom on a pedo island
You've got to go deeper. What are they using the money for? Clone an army of Alan Greenspans to force the market to behave the way the Chicago School thinks it should? Giant blimp made of cocaine from which they'll bombard the working class with killer job-application web portals? Unleash your imagination!
I was going to say a pedo ring bombshell was about to drop and they faked their own deaths.
The CEO had obviously been building a base down there. There's everything you'd need down there - ship parts, caves, helpful crabs maybe - and who wouldn't want to leave all this shit behind for a life under the sea?
We've all played minecraft. We all know how easy it is to build a seafloor base, and the MSM is gaslighting us
I think we're missing that plausible initial story. You know, the reasonable conspiracy that acts as the foyer into the House of Conspiracy.
Like, there's a suspicious amount of warnings and big safety1 issues. Clearly my
brain cannot see that billionaires can sometimes be incredibly stupid, so there must be some powerful entity that prevented these big brained billionaires from knowing the truth and I am the only one who can uncover what really happened!This is the soft knock on the front door. Who will answer?
1 "Big Safety"
Someone on the submarine had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Another person had said, "Assad must go."
We're not sure if Hillary or the curse got to them first.
Joint marketing scheme by Microsoft and Sony to make 3rd party controllers look bad
Conspiracy theories have gotten too political these days. We need to take them back to their roots.
By which of course I mean cryptids.
Now I'm not saying that Nessie has been sneaking outside her loch for ages and is now sabotaging submersibles. But, yes, actually, that's exactly what I'm saying.
look, i think they’re making up the implosion sound and they’re making up the wreckage. these things don’t exist. they were alive for days and banging on the hull every thirty minutes. that was covered up for the company, for its investors, and for the peace of mind of everyone.
https://nitter.net/lakefieldmoscow/status/1672855262103760896
A NAFO sleeper agent, misdirected during movement to the Nordstream pipeline to meet up with the rest of his unit, is accidentally activated after a random series of inputs on the MadKatz controller flashed the subconscious cue to activate for the demolition mission.
Or, the second Xcom, Terror from the Deep wasn't a work of fiction but a simulator to train kids to be able to lead submariner marines to fight the unknown aliens hiding in the deep.
