Triumph of the Will: The world's most infamous Nazi propaganda film (even though the Left denies it, the Nazis were in truth left wing National Socialists).
I love how conservapedia is the most rabidly angry facebook
screaming into the void. Every article either sounds like a Braveheart speech or like the author is about to have a stroke while writing it.They literally say that Biden subscribes to Xi Jinping thought lmao
American Pie 1999 R The first installment of a long-running film franchise primarily dealing with teenage sex and alcohol relies on jokes about sex and bodily functions, even treating date rape as "funny".
Smdh even conservapedia has gone woke
The criticism of 2017's Beauty and the Beast is like 10 paragraphs long
On the one hand, the 2017 film version of Beauty and the Beast is the latest in the film trend of needlessly and shamelessly remaking animated films or children's stories for the sake of earning easy revenue and capitalizing on current film trends in the modern, soulless Hollywood studio system.
for the sake of earning easy revenue and capitalizing on current film trends
capitalizing
Why does everything conservatives write have to be in this whiny, conceited tone like a kid who dropped their ice cream
"If I were wrong, then one would have been enough!"
-Einstein's retort to a book called, "100 Authors Against Einstein"
Edit: Holy shit I just read through these and the author is a die-hard luminous aether believer. I didn't even know those existed.
The theory of relativity violates Occam's razor by requiring multiple new, implausible assumptions, including an invariant speed of light, denial of action at a distance, denial of basic, well-proven principles of quantum mechanics, and insistence that all places in the universe be equivalent to each other.
Hold the fuck up, this person believes in the luminous aether AND quantum mechanics?? That's so much weirder than just rejecting all modern physics. This is truly a whole new type of guy.
There used to be a dude that kept making accounts on reddit to post about the luminiferous aether in r/physics. Shits weird as hell, but very funny. Much better than flat earthers.
Gotta agree with you there. It's like, kind of impressive that they even know what that theory was. What's next, phlogiston truthers?
https://www.conservapedia.com/Counterexamples_to_the_Bible
There are no Counterexamples to the Bible. This is in contrast with:
62 Counterexamples to an Old Earth
52 Counterexamples to Evolution
50 Counterexamples to Relativity
5 Counterexamples to an Ice Age
3 Counterexamples to String Theory
Numerous Counterexamples to Global Warming (article not organized the same way)
No counterexamples to the Bible? Perhaps they'd like an introduction to a little book called the Holy Quran sent to us by the Prophet (peace and blessings upon him)
How about: Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge
Biblical scientific foreknowledge consists of the Bible's many correct predictions of scientific breakthroughs. The Bible is a superb roadmap to future scientific discoveries. Unfortunately Bible deniers, including many atheists and evolutionists, refuse to read the Bible, and their irrational closed-mindedness against the Bible obstructs the advancement of science. [emphasis not added]
The Book of Genesis gives an example of anesthesia long before man discovered it in 1846. And the underlying chaos and uncertainty in the physical world was explained in the Bible long before quantum mechanics confirmed it in the 1900s.
Biblical scientific foreknowledge also guides a more precise translation of verses that describe scientific-related events, such as the reference to the wearing out of the universe in Hebrews 1:10-11, and the changing of water into wine at the wedding feast.[1]
Modern thinkers who read the Bible frequently include John von Neumann, considered the most brilliant of the 20th century, along with the influential mathematician Kurt Gödel.
"Damn this shit is crazy fr, like what is even going on with like, everything, man, like, nobody even knows." -Biblical figure accurately predicting the Uncertainty Principle by thousands of years, checkmate atheists
Quantum mechanics discovered that particles can change their status in ways prohibited by intuition and traditional laws of physics, as in quantum tunneling. The logic of quantum mechanics even allows a living being, such as Schrödinger's Cat, to exist in an uncertain state of life and death. The Resurrection denied by atheistic scientists is fully allowed by modern quantum mechanics.
I have no words.
The second chapter of the Gospel of John describes the conversion of water into wine by Jesus at a wedding reception. John 2:9 states: "When the host of the wedding feast tasted the water, it had been made into wine." This passage implies that the drink was not wine until it had been tasted, or observed. The drink was a superposition of the state of wine and the state of water until it was observed as wine.
These arguments are actually way flimsier than my joke example.
The Book of Genesis states that the darkness or chaos in the universe can never overcome the light, or order. This same concept was not discovered in physics until the development of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which holds that heat (or order or light) always travels in the direction of cold (or disorder or darkness), and never in the opposite direction.
Yep that's... That's the same exact concept. Not gonna fight it just letting it all wash over me.
This silent Communist film heralds the Soviet Revolt on the Tsarist Russian battleship Potemkin.
Libs and comrades:
we fucking hate each other 
Chuds:
When mutinying, the sailors murder a Christian chaplain aboard, which is shown as an act of "heroism".
Hocus Pocus 2 ｜ 2022 ｜ PG ｜ This sequel to the great conservative 1993 film Hocus Pocus...
A film I like? Must be conservative.
The Truman Show: An atheism and humanism propaganda piece about liberal president Harry Truman.
By far my favorite!
Truman doesn't realize his seemingly ordinary life is a reality TV show, overseen by Christof, the show's heartless and manipulative creator. Christof lives in the fake sky above Truman, watching over him, controlling everything from the weather to Truman's destiny. He is an allegorical substitute for the Christian God. (Notice "Christ" in his name.) Truman must escape from the false world of the show (Christianity) and triumph over Christof. As Truman appears to walk on water in the ending, the film is displaying the false, human-worshipping sentiment that man can replace God and be Lord of his own life.
Is that second paragraph not right? I thought the Christianity symbolism in the Truman Show was on purpose. At the end Truman walks up an actual staircase to the exit, as in a stairway to heaven. Christof talks to him as a booming voice from the clouds. It's like Truman the character is dying and becoming his own person in another reality.
I guess the conservapedia chud is seeing this as a bad thing. Also the Truman Show is an absolute banger. Really good film that should be hokey and corny, but it's a genuine masterpiece
lowkey conservapedia must be crawling with trolls, and this is one particular example that escaped the censors.
American Psycho. Don't be fooled by the false patriotic title, it's the most Anti-American film you'll ever see.
These people are hilarious
The list of supposedly conservative movies is even funnier because like 90% of the list is the usual conservative lack of media literacy because the movies aren't conservative.
There's also the incredible stopped clock moment that is their article on the russia/ukraine conflict.
