more like Joe Die-den
Biden quote criticizing Assad
Assad putting his hand to his ear
BREAKING: DNC chooses Juan Guaido as new democratic presidential nominee .
"We are heartbroken to announce the tragic passing of Joe Biden, who, surrounded by his family and loved ones, died of you know, the thing!"
"Corn Pop was a bad dude... So why don't I see him in hell?"
More like Porn Cop.
No seriously...I think Corn Pop would fit right in with the Cheeto in the White House.
I legit hope it happens like right before the election. The chaos would be hilarious.
I hope it happens election night, as the counts are coming in and he's so panicked about losing that his handlers have him doped to the gills
His legs will continue growing hair in his coffin, but they will no longer turn blonde in the sun, unless there's like a landslide or something
