I have watched this video like 10 times now

    • D61 [any]
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      13 days ago

      Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we deserved.

        • Nakoichi [he/him]
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          13 days ago

          There two kinds of people your never ever under any circumstances want to harass/assault/be an asshole to: Bouncers, and skater punks.

          In both cases they can be your best friend or worst enemy depending on how well you treat them. I've had bouncers stand by while I bullied someone out of a bar since I was handling it firmly and calmly and the guy was being a drunken creep to one of my girl friends. I have also had a bouncer intervene on my behalf when some chuds outside tried to fuck with me while I was out smoking. I have never once had a bad interaction with a bouncer.

          Hell the bouncer at my favorite local dive just pats me on the back and waves me in past the line when it's busy on a show night. Befriend your local bouncers folks.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    Fucking amazing punch. That guard did a shounen anime jump off a platform an landed his fist right on Sneako's kisser.

    • Nakoichi [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      I KNOW RIGHT?! Going off the top rope like that is usually a good way to accidentally eat shit but he just wrecked both of them.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        Security guard bro harnessed the power of friendship to knock out Sneako's teeth.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      13 days ago

      He must've had his mouth wide open gawking because otherwise his lip and mouth would be cut up after connecting with his teeth so hard.

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    13 days ago

    Incredible how quickly they pull the victim card. Don't even have the intelligence to bit record themselves harassing a bouncer.

    I wonder what they did to get kicked out in the first place.

    • Rx_Hawk [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      Either spiking people's drinks or sieg heiling, but probably both

    • Nakoichi [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      Also clearly the bouncer did get assaulted right before the epic jump attack.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      The classic good 'ol boy tactic, you see it as early as high school bullying. They know that they're well-liked and will weaponize it. They're at least intelligent enough to know when to use their social capital to their advantage. The gist goes that when the victim begins to fight back, the aggressor exaggerates their hurt to get whatever authority members that are in on the schtik with them to punish the victim.

    • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]M
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      13 days ago

      Fuentes and co play up the "we're normal, nice, non-violent guys" thing to appear more palatable

    • D61 [any]
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      13 days ago

      Just getting into a fight, win or lose, is a "manly" thing to be celebrated.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      It always makes me roll my eyes when people shed crocodile tears over the "poor nazis" whenever they get punched.

      They'll be fine. I could 20-hit combo them and after waking up from KO'd, they'll just laugh it off.

    • MineDayOff [none/use name]
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      13 days ago

      I grew up on the east side of michigan. It's just annoying rich white kids that go down to Greektown and stuff and get rowdy. The locals don't have any patience for it.

      • TheWurstman [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        I mean I’m an annoying rich white kid and I don’t spend my time harassing people who can obviously kick the shit out of me.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    13 days ago

    I hope the guard didn't hurt his hand when he did that, hitting someone in the teeth can fuck your hand up pretty bad.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    13 days ago

    That was straight a Yakuza style dynamic intro. bum bum

    DETROIT BOUNCER

    CAPTAIN OF THE NAZI PUNCHING CLAN

    kiryu-approaching

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    What is it with CHUDs and constantly being the very things they swear are marks of inferiority in other people? Do they think they're allowed to as "reward" for being such good, model-citizen conformists otherwise?

    MFs literally were drunk and picked a fight with a random stranger for no reason. Not exactly very becoming of our supposed betters in society.

  • nothx [any]
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    13 days ago

    To bad the bouncer didn’t have a bat.

  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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    13 days ago

    Security guard sabotaged the event and turned off the mic. Started playing music and taunting the guests. He punched me and fell over. Chipped tooth. No big deal

    not shown: the flying punch, and his shocked little face