ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agoThat's a really specific fearimagemessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up1115file-text
arrow-up1115imageThat's a really specific fearComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agomessage-square20 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear28·edit-21 year agoEvery white American is technically an illegal immigrant Go back to England, cracker link
minus-squareflan [they/them]hexbear25·1 year agoEuropean countries conveniently have laws that stop at 3 generations of heritage, so there's no going back there. Our only choice is Atlantis. link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear16·1 year agoWe could just conquer Europe. What are they going to do? Throw artisan regional food products at us? link
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]hexbear16·1 year agoExactly. Those burgerlanders are going to recoil in horror when they see the vegetables and the non-fried foods. link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear14·1 year agoOh no cheese with a near zero petroleum byproduct level! Run! Drop everything and run! link
minus-squareGarfieldYaoi [he/him]hexbear11·1 year agoActually, let's start conquering them right away. Sorry European comrades, but I want actually edible food to be thrown at me. link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear17·1 year agoOh no you see the US declared that it has alloidal rights to the entire contentinent because something something legitimacy something something democracy but actually all political power flows from the barrel of a gun. link
minus-squareGarfieldYaoi [he/him]hexbear13·edit-21 year agoOh God oh fuck please don't send me to Isn'treal (Yeah I'd probably get sent to Poland or Italy or something, but I'm committing to the bit). link
Every white American is technically an illegal immigrant
Go back to England, cracker
European countries conveniently have laws that stop at 3 generations of heritage, so there's no going back there. Our only choice is Atlantis.
We could just conquer Europe. What are they going to do? Throw artisan regional food products at us?
Exactly. Those burgerlanders are going to recoil in horror when they see the vegetables and the non-fried foods.
Oh no cheese with a near zero petroleum byproduct level! Run! Drop everything and run!
Actually, let's start conquering them right away.
Sorry European comrades, but I want actually edible food to be thrown at me.
Oh no you see the US declared that it has alloidal rights to the entire contentinent because something something legitimacy something something democracy but actually all political power flows from the barrel of a gun.
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Oh God oh fuck please don't send me to Isn'treal (Yeah I'd probably get sent to Poland or Italy or something, but I'm committing to the bit).