but if they do that they will feel like manlets (unpatriotic). by using some nonsense gadget they are supporting small businesss innovation (patriotic)
But then they are "too far away" from their fetish object.
The aliens are going to use this as evidence against us when they arrive to decide if we can join the galactic council.
Or when his neglected suburban housewife hops in an puts it in neutral
backing over your toddler who couldn't read your "if you can read this you are TOO CLOSE" bumper sticker
Jokes aside
Put these on the back wheels, and I could easily see you boosting your Toyota Hilux
from carrying 9 to 11- Just buy a regular sized car. You don't need something the size of a battleship to get to work, buy groceries or drop Brayghden off at school.
- Just use a step stool instead of buying another piece of junk that can only be used for one single thing
- Don't wash your car in the driveway. There's a reason that shit is illegal in many places. The dirt on cars is full of nasty pollutants that you can't just dump in a sewer. You need to wash it somewhere with a proper waste water management system.
Experience the thrill of the Indian train system from the comfort of your own truck!
"This is genius!", I say after this thing tears off my front fender when I forget to remove it before driving .5 miles to the grocery store.
Theres two types of dudes, those who wash their truck and those who wash their balls
Can somebody explain to me what this gadget is supposed to do? I'm honestly perplexed here.
Based on the picture, it's a stair that fits over your tire so you can reach the top of your lifted truck to wash it.
pls stand on me
or rather 
