People have had all sorts of weird pets at the white house. off hand I can think of a racoon and maybe an alligator? And someone had a goat. and I think a few people have grazed livestock.
as prez, i would totally have a couple of goats. different breeds too, so they would be visually distinct enough for the press corps to learn the two names. the lawn is enormous and it would be a great excuse to put massive parts of it under some kind of forage management plan instead of just having it mowed into those finished grid patterns like an opulent douche. give them abrahamic religious names... nothing major, but like a deep cut. like Zebedee and Drusilla. make the evangelicals think i'm signaling to them, keep them occupied in observing the grazing patterns like it's a secret code.
but really just because goats are funny and i would make sure they were nearby during outdoor press conferences so there would be weird bleating in the background of any reporting.
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Commander is the dog that they got to replace Major, the previous German Shepherd that was biting people, who was "sent to live with family friends"
Biden can do the funniest thing possible by getting a dog named General
"What's your new dog's name"
"Sorry, that's private"
Gotta get through Colonel first. Working up the ranks!
Next up, a gift from Zelensky - another German Shepherd, little Obergruppenführer
For a second I thought your comment said his next dog would be called Zelensky
Zelensky is already his dog
heckin' pupper state
Other good choices: ursula, olaf
what makes you think this isn't the result of training
I think the previous one was named Major
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People have had all sorts of weird pets at the white house. off hand I can think of a racoon and maybe an alligator? And someone had a goat. and I think a few people have grazed livestock.
as prez, i would totally have a couple of goats. different breeds too, so they would be visually distinct enough for the press corps to learn the two names. the lawn is enormous and it would be a great excuse to put massive parts of it under some kind of forage management plan instead of just having it mowed into those finished grid patterns like an opulent douche. give them abrahamic religious names... nothing major, but like a deep cut. like Zebedee and Drusilla. make the evangelicals think i'm signaling to them, keep them occupied in observing the grazing patterns like it's a secret code.
but really just because goats are funny and i would make sure they were nearby during outdoor press conferences so there would be weird bleating in the background of any reporting.
You’ve got my vote.
Theodore Roosevelt had an entire menagerie.