On Thursday, Musk reposted a chart that claims Europe is suffering from a “fertility crisis,” saying “civilization may end with a bang or with a whimper (in adult diapers).”

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    6 months ago

    What can't a feller father 200 bastard children who will fight a war against one another over who gets the keys to the empire? I'm just now receiving word, I am also an illegitimate child of Musk.

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      He's doing his part to combat wealth inequality, just like Sam Walton did. Instead of having one or two kids who become the richest people in the world, instead have a dozen kids and each of them can be the 20th richest person in the world.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Musk: "end of a long day, time to deluge a female employee with increasingly desperate text messages"

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      6 months ago

      Elon - "I work 20 hours day." In reality he works for ~15 minutes and then spends 8 hours texting and sexting.

      • Egon
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        4 months ago

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        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          6 months ago

          I like how he's effectively still the CEO of Twitter and does whatever he wants. Meanwhile nobody pays attention to the nominal CEO unless there are jokes.

          • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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            6 months ago

            When he took over twitter I saw an article about his management style at Tesla - that being managers finding ways to stop him involving himself in actually running the company.

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        Billionaires are so self obsessed they literally think their presence is a gift to the point they consider existing a service they're providing.

  • Red_Eclipse [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    Late-stage capitalism really has this neo-feudalistic feel, where the Kings and Lords (Musk etc) have a bunch of concubines with bastard children who have claims to the throne or whatever. Fuckin weird timeline.

    • Iwishiwasntthisway
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      6 months ago

      It's become trendy for the 1% to have 3+ kids again. Like rich women hit 35 and then have 4 kids over the next 8 years. Now that the average person can't afford kids, they've become a status symbol.

      • Amerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.ml
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        6 months ago

        I mean, I don't really see a diff between the two-- they both skate away with sole adulation for the work of the vast number of actual workers under their regimes

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    The volcel police need to send in their elite team and neutralize him

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      6 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    The Sabrina's Secret Life intro, but it's Elon's Secret Child

  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 months ago

    Someone needs to write a story (you MFers do not want to entrust me with this one) similar to the Elden Ring lore.

    I don't know how of it ties up, just spitballing here, but Elon and his pedo brother are like the grotesques and their children will also be grotesques. Grimes is the booba star lady. I forget all the elden ring lore...

    Oh yeah it definitely needs that chicken that we all glitched to level up easily (yes, you did it too, reader)

  • Hestia [she/her, love/loves]
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    6 months ago

    For such an unfuckable nerd he still seems to manage to get laid alot.

    Oh. That's right. Money.

    • nothx [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Money

      Yes, coercion… I’m sure many times it’s not even monetary.