"What you wanna smear some white cream all over you to keep your skin nice?"
Then later we tell them that oncologists are woke
Can't get a sunburn when you spend all your time online
It's called gammon, in the U.K, but I'd personally call them guinea pigs, for their skin..
Edit: Maybe I wasn't thinking fully about what I was talking about. All I know is the conspiracy to make chuds disgusted at sunscreen.
that's not sunburn that's the blood in their head as a result of aging on an unhealthy diet and visible because of pale skin. When the English sunburn they sunburn bright red
Mfrs told me while chain smoking cigs that sunscreen is actually the thing that causes cancer
My dad says the world just gets a little more peaceful every year as his hearing starts to go.
It fucking sucks that chuds experience hearing loss then have to turn up their noise machines higher to compensate.
There was a Covid protest in Australia a few years ago where they were complaining that their peeling ears and necks were from 5G rays being turned on them. There was also rampant pink eye because they were just shitting on the ground in front of people's tents.
The sun is a deep state chinese spy tech craft to target straight white christians WOKE????
Ever notice how the sun always seems to turn people's skin darker, but never lighter? White genocide.
Not wearing sunscreen is already a thing in conservative circles. I follow a gusano high school acquaintance on Instagram for the entertainment value and she is vocally anti-sunscreen. Sucks that her kid will suffer for it though.
When the US starts hitting wet-bulb temperatures, there will be conservatives that purposefully flout the
Stay Indoors to Livewarnings, I guarantee it.
It's hot outside, stay indoors and stay cool
Woke Democrats can't tell me what to do, I've done my own research
Sunscreen denialism actually is a thing in a lot of altmed circles. My downright vampiric ass is pretty dependent on the stuff, seeing as I deliver for a living, so that doesn't work for me.
Vampires of the world unite! I'm so white my skin tone doesn't exist in video games
Very happy to hear chuds are starting to consider Chemo to be woke. Hope that develops further.
lmao it's like the opposite of the Steve Jobs fruitarian cancer diet
Guns are woke, you should be hunting deer with your chin, like our ancestors
Common carnivore L.
Really glad to see this stupid fucking diet killing people in different ways
In all likelihood, here imust be a chud somewhere on xitter already doing that unironically. We just need to find and promote them.
This is already a thing and has been since the 90s where before you had 30-50+ sunscreen you were supposed to put obnoxiously coloured zinc on more sensitive areas and colour is gay and sunburns and tans are manly
I've already seen people claim that sunscreen is actually what causes skin cancer and not the sun (which is actually super good for you but they don't want you to know that)
Hey, my mom and sister both believe that! And we live in one of the sunniest regions in the US
You don't wanna rub cum into your skin, do you
I absolutely do and you can't stop me
That's a good one. Also chemo makes you gay. If we can get more Republicans to stop getting chemo, that's progress.
chemo makes you gay.
Many such cases folks...Unfortunately the people with real power don’t believe this stuff so only the poor, miseducated and desperate ones will fall for it
