"What you wanna smear some white cream all over you to keep your skin nice?"

Then later we tell them that oncologists are woke

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      It's called gammon, in the U.K, but I'd personally call them guinea pigs, for their skin..

      Edit: Maybe I wasn't thinking fully about what I was talking about. All I know is the conspiracy to make chuds disgusted at sunscreen.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        that's not sunburn that's the blood in their head as a result of aging on an unhealthy diet and visible because of pale skin. When the English sunburn they sunburn bright red

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Mfrs told me while chain smoking cigs that sunscreen is actually the thing that causes cancer

  • macabrett
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    1 year ago

    Dude they already think this

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    There was a Covid protest in Australia a few years ago where they were complaining that their peeling ears and necks were from 5G rays being turned on them. There was also rampant pink eye because they were just shitting on the ground in front of people's tents.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Not wearing sunscreen is already a thing in conservative circles. I follow a gusano high school acquaintance on Instagram for the entertainment value and she is vocally anti-sunscreen. Sucks that her kid will suffer for it though.

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    When the US starts hitting wet-bulb temperatures, there will be conservatives that purposefully flout the Stay Indoors to Live warnings, I guarantee it.

    • Rom [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      biden-troll It's hot outside, stay indoors and stay cool

      frothingfash Woke Democrats can't tell me what to do, I've done my own research

    • Ecoleo [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They were already doing it this summer with the wildfires

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Sunscreen denialism actually is a thing in a lot of altmed circles. My downright vampiric ass is pretty dependent on the stuff, seeing as I deliver for a living, so that doesn't work for me.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Vampires of the world unite! I'm so white my skin tone doesn't exist in video games

  • eatmyass
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    1 year ago

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    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Guns are woke, you should be hunting deer with your chin, like our ancestors

    • Henle [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Common carnivore L.

      Really glad to see this stupid fucking diet killing people in different ways

  • a_talking_is2 [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    In all likelihood, here imust be a chud somewhere on xitter already doing that unironically. We just need to find and promote them.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    This is already a thing and has been since the 90s where before you had 30-50+ sunscreen you were supposed to put obnoxiously coloured zinc on more sensitive areas and colour is gay and sunburns and tans are manly

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      1 year ago

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  • NoGodsNoMasters [they/them, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I've already seen people claim that sunscreen is actually what causes skin cancer and not the sun (which is actually super good for you but they don't want you to know that)

    • AbbysMuscles [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Hey, my mom and sister both believe that! And we live in one of the sunniest regions in the US fidel-wut

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    That's a good one. Also chemo makes you gay. If we can get more Republicans to stop getting chemo, that's progress.