• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Democracy is amazing because it allows a person that was created in a focus-testing lab to be unlikeable to become national leader.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Sir, poll numbers indicate people have the perception you are "out of touch" with the "working class" and the "poors". Oit focus group suggests filmingnyourself in a neat sterile soup kitchen and have a bit of back and forth to show your...I'm sorry to utter this words...truly and I understand the pain in me relating this to you....but to show your hu....hu..man..i...ty, sir.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      "Homeless indeed! Once we flew to Mallorca and our place there had a ghastly plumbing mishap, and we had to stay at the Belmonde for a week, living out of our suitcases with only one butler to share. It was ghastly."

  • Yor [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    Rishi figured any good businessman would go to a free soup kitchen to have extra investment money actually

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Horrible showing from a Tory. No confidence or conviction in their beliefs. A sheer disgrace. The old public urinal knew how to say it.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcjyV0W7r4&t=16s

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      The Tories have taken the Game Freak approach.

      “Lol, you’ll buy it/vote for us anyways!”

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        That gave me an idea of how the Tories can regain their monopoly: Take Reform to court for piracy and shut them down the way Nintendo prosecutes ROM hackers.

        • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          But there is one clear difference.

          Unfortunately, the Tories fully intend to do something with their ideas rather than sit on them.