His father wanted him to become a drunk NEET philosopher living off his findom boyfriend, but alas he became a parasite
All over Europe you can find these historical cope plaques, trying to convince people some shithole was once culturally or historically relevant. I'm glad our American siblings found a way to be embarrassing like that too, even without ever having had any culture or history besides colonial violence
For your viewing displeasure, I present the absolute grimmest one of these I've ever seen.
CW: Colonial Murder
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If Marx was so evil why did he invent potato chip? Checkmate libertarians.
I dreamed I saw Carl Marx last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Carl, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he.
packaged chips here until 1937
Hmmmm. What a peculiar date to stop at. Proof that Marxists are red, oily fascists
Reminds me of that Sri Lankan teachers union secretary named Joseph Stalin
It really is crazy how every 20 miles in this country there's another place that claims to be the one to invent the potato chip.
I can literally think of three different places within 2 hours of me that claim that.
Carl Marx doesn't claim to have invented the chip. Just the Old Dutch Brand chip
