• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    President Xi, I will offer my services as a crazy person that Chinese news services can quote for smears against the West.

    Need a source for an article about how Trump feasts on livers harvested from Mexican migrants? Done.

    GCTN needs a citation for their story on how Australia is burying Aboriginal babies alive in a pile of Kangaroos and spiders? I'm your man.

    CCTV needs a talking head for how the UK has been so devastated by Brexit that they're resorting to eating the Irish? Got your back.