ANY Girl 18-45
Needing A Free Place To Get Murdered
Call XXX-XXX-XXXX
IM A Single White guyYou're not gonna do any creepy sexpest shit, right?
RIGHT?
I can’t tell if I was comphet, or if I was actually bi and every day cis straight dudes just pushed me further into lesbianism by existing.
I somewhat relate to this from a bit of a different angle.
I'm pansexual, so truthfully, I don't actually care what my partner's gender is itself, but I have a lot of standards which are not inherently related to gender per se. Far more women meet these standards than men, so in a sense, it makes me de-facto exclusively into women.
To give some examples, I'd love a partner who is vegan, has long hair, and doesn't have toxic masculinity. A man has the capacity to have all of these traits obviously, but if you think on the chances, I guess that narrows down the gender of my dating pool to be overwhelmingly women.
Also his lower bound is only 18 because of legal requirements.
Would be a shame if someone were to use that number and set up a little ambush...
I saw these kinds of weirdos all the time when I was on roommate sites way back.
You can't quiet tell but the guy sorta looks like he might be over 45? So uh.
Just a heckin' smol bean sex pesterino who wants to love a woman for what's on the inside instead of society's superficial beauty standards. He especially loves kidneys, and probably lungs if you're a non-smoker. He'll even draw up a nice icy bath for you!
Not even if I was homeless and freezing would I call him.