InevitableSwing [none/use name] to askchapo • 5 months agoYou are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?imagemessage-square63 fedilinkarrow-up152
arrow-up152imageYou are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?InevitableSwing [none/use name] to askchapo • 5 months agomessage-square63 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear20·5 months agounited states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear11·5 months agoThe first USE president is just like Ronald Reagan. He's an actor, an idiot, old, and senile. The only exception is that he's trilingual. link
minus-squareRam_The_Manparts [he/him]hexbear8·5 months agoGive it some time and this is Zelensky link
minus-squareLeon_Grotsky [comrade/them]hexbear13·5 months agoafter the US collapses all of the white suburbanites flee to europe and vanguard this effort. We may not even need the lathe for this one. link
minus-squareHexbearGPT [comrade/them]hexbear8·5 months agoUS hogs could never deal with good public transit, cheap fresh food, and good espresso. link
minus-squareLeon_Grotsky [comrade/them]hexbear8·5 months agoTHat's why they establish the USE constitution, to take that away from you link
minus-squareHexbearGPT [comrade/them]hexbear8·5 months agofinally forcing europe into the first world like america is. link
minus-squareAmerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.mlhexbear5·5 months agoOkay anglo self-exile post-balkanization of Turtle Island would be so fucking funny linkfedilink
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]hexbear8·5 months agoThe only difference is that the cheeseburgers are now made with baguettes and McDonald's get renamed to ChezDonald. link
united states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution
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USE vs. USSA The new cold war
The first USE president is just like Ronald Reagan. He's an actor, an idiot, old, and senile. The only exception is that he's trilingual.
Give it some time and this is Zelensky
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after the US collapses all of the white suburbanites flee to europe and vanguard this effort.
We may not even need the lathe for this one.
US hogs could never deal with good public transit, cheap fresh food, and good espresso.
THat's why they establish the USE constitution, to take that away from you
finally forcing europe into the first world like america is.
Okay anglo self-exile post-balkanization of Turtle Island would be so fucking funny
The only difference is that the cheeseburgers are now made with baguettes and McDonald's get renamed to ChezDonald.