• MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Azov/Right Sector accidentally release definitive proof that they fired on their own citizens during the Maidan after footage of it is included as B-roll for a pro-Ukraine propaganda video shared all over the internet by NAFO accounts.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    TikTok gets sold to a US group who immediately destroy it with obvious and smothering propaganda and moderation that makes posting anything difficult. It hemorrhages users for a month or two. And then China relaunches Musical.ly which grows exponentially and absolutely dominates again.

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Incumbent presidents typically attempt assassinating rivals before last day in office as becomes tradition after our latest SCOTUS ruling.

  • SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    I'd do everything chuds say leftists will do. Schools will teach Marxism and ML theory. All teachers must be LGBTQ+ and can't be white, or must demonstrate their allyship through concrete action and be approved after review by CRT experts. Anybody can get a no questions asked abortion at any point in their pregnancy. Anybody who has a gun and isn't a leftist gets it taken away and given, along with their ammo, to a Palestinian. Landlords get their properties given to their tenants, and vacant apartments get given to the homeless. Child marriage is made illegal and the general age of consent is 18 minimum. Intentionally misgendering gets you sent to a re-education camp. Actually all acts and expressions of bigotry do. Free healthcare including gender affirming care. Land back. DEI. If they name it and it sounds based or at least funny, I'll do it.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    The British Royal Navy will claim that one of its vessels was hit and almost sunk by the Houthis. It will quickly be revealed that it was crashed into by another British Royal Navy vessel operating in the area. The Houthis will post a barrage of memes about it and the accident will cost the hundreds of millions and it's ability to continue its support of the mission.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    united states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    One of them wins, dies right after.

    AOC successfully impeaches every GOP nominated supreme court justice only for Biden to do some bullshit Obama deal

    AOC successfully impeaches every GOP nominated supreme court justice just in time for Trump to take office.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    The UK is dragged into the war by hawks and defence industry goons in a newly elected Labour government under Keir Starmer.

    Trump then wins the election and begins a withdrawal of support, money, and troops by the US, leaving us in the lurch.

    Russia hits some UK military targets abroad and maybe does some cyber attacks here, which will enrage the defense folks but the not the public, just to remind us were a yapping little dog without the US.

    Suddenly there will be an embarrassing climb down and U-turn as we pivot to supporting a peace agreement rather than getting our shit kicked in without full US backing.

  • Teekeeus
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    23 days ago

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  • itappearsthat
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    5 months ago

    Biden and Trump die of natural causes on the same day within hours of each other. It is truly a coincidence but produces an incredibly convoluted & dull set of conspiracy theories that will be repeated for the next hundred years. Kamala loses to Trump's VP pick, who is a woman. Republicans crow about electing the first woman president for the next several decades, which is how long it will take to elect the second woman president.

  • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    I saw a chud conspiracy that the current Australian labor government is cozying up to China to prep for pulling the same move we did a hundred years ago and jumping ship to the up and coming superpower

    So, that

    • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      aussies know who has the soy sauce packets for their fried rice and it ain't the US.

      australia will be re-named the people's republic of south china and the aboriginal territories

      • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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        5 months ago

        Better not be in those plastic fish things! They're horrid as litter

        Also, call me a lib, but I've always liked Australia as a name. Australia is a cool word, and we could use Australis in official names for shit and that word slaps

    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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      5 months ago

      Yes, but they’re thrown out of the helicopter over the Caribbean. The important ones are replaced by body doubles.