After a month this fucking recruiter sent another text. Top post chooses response.

    • Reversi [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      They're a recruit, they think all of those things are good

      Know your audience

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Feed their responses into AI Dungeon and copy-paste whatever it outputs back at them.

    • ChairmanAtreides [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I told that thing I was a maoist and it immediately called me a k*ke and started spewing anti-Semitic propaganda

      • Owl [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I've never seen it do anything like that, for sure. I just tried being a Maoist, a thing I do not know very well how to do. It seems less sure of it than I am though lol.

        You are a Maoist in the kingdom of Trumpistan. You are hunting landlords and counter-revolutionaries. You enter the decaying tenement and see

        a frail woman and a large man.

        Ahmed, a 20 year old skinny man with a thin mustache and a dark tan, is holding a pistol point at the old man's head.

        You ask if the old man is a landlord.

        You say, "Hey Ahmed, is this old man a landlord?"

        Ahmed looks up and says, "Yes."

        You leave Ahmed to his business and tend to the woman.

        You ask the man, "Why is Ahmed holding you at gunpoint? Who are you?"

        The man looks frightened and says, "I'm Henry. I run a store.

        You do you employ anyone at the store?

        "Yes."

        "How many people work there?

        "Four."

        "Do you pay them well?"

        "We're not poor."

        "Ah...

        You so you profit off the exploitation of their labor?

        "Yes."

        "I don't have anything to give you as alms, but I'm almighty powerful so just hold on to your pants.

        You kick the man's head off.

        The man's head falls to the floor. You say, "Thanks."

        Time passes...

        You live in a hut in the middle of the woods with your lovely wife, Jennifer.

          • Owl [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            It was trained on the internet so it's possible for it to go some bad places.

            But it's also an AI so like... don't expect a lot. I suggested it to the OP because it's a low-effort way to generate an endless stream of bullshit.

  • Reversi [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    "On your back, huh"

    https://www.gettyimages.fi/detail/news-photo/somalia-the-body-of-a-slain-u-s-soldier-is-dragged-through-news-photo/515077375

    And next time, don't bother with words like "capitalism" or "imperialism," that automatically puts them on the defensive

  • Puggo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "Look man, just face the fact that you're not gonna meet your quota of getting people to ship out, so just start coming to terms with the realization that you're not gonna get top block'd on your NCOER, you're not gonna get promoted and you're gonna get RCP'd, or be stuck in USAREC hell."

  • theboy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hey, you lil' piss baby You think you're so fucking cool? Huh? You think you're so fucking tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck Aw, look at those arms Your arms look so fucking cute They look like lil' cigarettes I bet I could smoke you I could roast you And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" And then I'd fucking ghost you

  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Well Sarge, I'm only eighteen, got a ruptured spleen, and I always carry a purse. I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat and my asthma's getting worse. Think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt. Plus, I aint no fool, I'm going to school, and I'm working in a de-fense plant.

    • Lerios [hy/hym]
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      4 years ago

      I might not want to know it but is there like, any context for this photo? wtf