Hardmode: no healing ever.
Easy mode: you heal 5 hp per long rest.
Folks either way I'm not making it past one one week, hell I'm worried I'll make it through one day if it's a good day to laugh.
Source material
https://youtube.com/shorts/Jpo1Uh1uZCU
I'll try my best to take you down with me before I croak with the evening sun
ayo we'll honk, hork, and squeak ourselves into an early grave together!
Here's a silly joke: how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
it takes ten tickles!
If it hurts I'll live indefinitely. I'll laugh twice then never again lmao.
If I had to track it myself I'm dead by the end of the day, I would forget.
yeah, I'm not even making it a day 😂 oof ouch my bones
I love silliness. I'm a very giggly person and I tend to laugh at my mishaps more than curse them – most things are funny to me, in some way, even truly bad things that have happened.
in my very most self-harmingly depressed, awful moments, there's usually a fair bit of laughing about how terrible I feel, it really does seem like a big joke where the punchline is me
idk if that is going to make sense to anyone
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: