Hardmode: no healing ever.

Easy mode: you heal 5 hp per long rest.

Folks either way I'm not making it past one one week, hell I'm worried I'll make it through one day if it's a good day to laugh.

Source material

https://youtube.com/shorts/Jpo1Uh1uZCU

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      rat-salute-2 I'll try my best to take you down with me before I croak with the evening sun

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      M
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      2 months ago

      ayo we'll honk, hork, and squeak ourselves into an early grave together!

      Here's a silly joke: how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

      it takes ten tickles!

  • Stoneykins [any]
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    2 months ago

    If it hurts I'll live indefinitely. I'll laugh twice then never again lmao.

    If I had to track it myself I'm dead by the end of the day, I would forget.

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    yeah, I'm not even making it a day 😂 oof ouch my bones

    I love silliness. I'm a very giggly person and I tend to laugh at my mishaps more than curse them – most things are funny to me, in some way, even truly bad things that have happened.

    in my very most self-harmingly depressed, awful moments, there's usually a fair bit of laughing about how terrible I feel, it really does seem like a big joke where the punchline is me

    idk if that is going to make sense to anyone