My love for capitalism is very organic 100%

  • SovietyWoomy [any]
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    2 months ago

    I love America, but I'm nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within

    • StalinStan [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      Yeah, you know how there were Chinese living in the west before the west was annexed to America? You should send me back over there just in case. I have no way of knowing if those immigrations papers were filled out correctly when half of Mexico got annexed

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    If anyone asks, we're just a bunch of conservative Trump supporters pretending to be leftists as part of an elaborate scheme to suppress Biden's turnout and I can get a bunch lemmy libs to attest to that. We call people "libs" all the time, and why else would we do that if we weren't conservatives?

    In any case, I think we can all agree that the events that led to the death of the man standing behind Trump were extremely unfortunate and completely inexcusable.

    • HexBeara [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don't enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.

  • riseuppikmin [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    When I think of the USA I think happy thoughts and when I think of China I think sad thoughts

    #LegalizeStraightMarriage

  • RION [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:

    im baby 🥺

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I like the TROOPS and I like the CONSTITUTION and I like LAW ENFORCEMENT and I like GOD and I like BEEF and I like CUM

  • Egon
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    25 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Hey here's a message to the fed watching me: put this one in my file with an addendum I do not condone this post

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I love doing overtime at the Hamburger Mines to afford 1/10th of a PS5.