• TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    11 months ago
    1. Come up with a cruel and annoying rule to harass a very small number of trans people.
    2. Oh no, it turns out it actually effects a much larger number of cis people who also [use nicknames/don't fall into neat gender norms/etc].
    3. Just keep annoying everyone forever and feel righteous for doing so.
    • somename [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      I imagine it’s going to be selectively enforced is the thing. As things worsen, only particular types of school employees will stick around, and I doubt they’ll be as gung-ho about harassing more “acceptable” types of people.

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        That's true, cis kids will likely get away with just using nicknames as usual, especially if they're just shortening their given names.

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      suing a teacher for calling my son maximus 'max' (he's chill with it)

      • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        meemaw "YOU WILL REFER TO MINE CHILD BY DIVINELY-GRACED TITLE AND THAT ALONE, WENCH"

        sawdust "mom, please stop, it's fi–"

        meemaw "YOU SHALL NOT DISRESPECT MY CHILD WITH THINE ABBREVIATION"

  • bigmonkey [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    School bullies who graduated 30 years ago are seeking new victims

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    11 months ago

    Obviously this is because he hates trans people but this is going to have splash damage on cis kids who like engage in fun stuff like going by a nickname in school. So Meatball Ron needs a permission slip from his parents too.

    • PolPotPie [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      i have a feeling kids like TJ and Joey aren't going to have this rule enforced on them, but trans-sad will

      • Fylkir@lemmy.sdf.org
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        11 months ago

        I heard elsewhere on Lemmy someone signing a permission slip for letting Benjamin be called Ben. Might just be a school doing malicious compliance in regards to the law though.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      So Meatball Ron needs a permission slip from his parents too.

      He would if he was a kid too. His legal name is Ronald.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Kids these days will be tricking their parents into signing off on xXPussy_Killa69Xx the same way I tricked them into signing my permission slips

    • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Ah but you see, children are the property of their parents and have no rights.

      Unlike actual property that has more rights than most humans.

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    11 months ago

    What if other people give you a nickname? Do I need parental permission if I want to call you Meatball Ron? Or do you need to ask your parents?

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    11 months ago

    So what if I have a trans daughter named something like, idk, Joseph Robinette and she chooses to go by her legal middle name?

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Give kids multiple boy & girl middle names just to be safe.

    • JuneFall [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      Communism Will Win Johanson, which of the given names will the teachers use?

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    >reactionaries ban nicknames in order to force trans kids to get deadnamed

    >reactionaries then ignore that this policy was their own doing and ask "has Big Woke gone too far and banned nicknames????"

    debord-tired

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    There were five kids in my grade who had the same first name. Nicknames were basically mandatory otherwise it got confusing.