From Utah of course: https://rodeoprogram.com/ut5results/rgn1rod160.htm
There was a one off character on Regular Show called Tuck Packer and I always thought that as well
I'm Hart Ware pronounced Hardware, and let me tell you about these nuts
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
I salute your patriotism for memorizing the starting lineup of America's favorite triple A baseball team, the West Missouri Mudsnakes.
so many of these could easily be reversed and would be more normal names
I can already hear the "🎶 It's the great American Hall of Names 🎶"
I don't even know which are the surnames and which are the given names.
the name's Neckbone Pulham, but momma just called me Kash.
