WE BEAT THE NEWS MEGA
As a reminder, be sure to properly give content warnings and put sensitive subjects behind proper spoiler tags. It's for the mental health of not just your comrades, but yourself as well.
Here is a screenshot of where to find the spoiler button.
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You deserve to be a legend. That is epic.
Edit: Actually you deserve to be publicly humiliated and maybe eaten by commie anthro hyenas.