that's a Smart Diaper, which uses AI and metadata to detect excretions.

it turns black and displays a big 'X' when wearer has made a boom boom.

X branded tucking underwear

Looking like a level 1 boss in some obscure JP arcade beat 'em up.

By far the most pathetic man in the world

Not enough jelly roll, too unbelievable

Is this how he sees himself? At least Bezos actually got jacked when he took PEDs. Elon still looks like a schlub.

From the thumb I assumed it was posted by some Elon cultist dipshit. I was so certain of that when I looked at the large image after I read the text it took me about a second to see who posted it. I can't believe he posted it himself.

At least Bezos knows to shut the fuck up

Using computers to play paper dolls

The future is extremely mid

Can you link to the tweet

Being so desperate for validation you spend all day begging the plagiarism machine to produce something that'll make you feel anything at all, and the best you get that

That barrel-chested goon fucking wishes he looked like that 🙄

Imagine being that fucking rich and still being that embarrassing

Like bro, you could hire a team of consultants on retainer to not be an enormous dork for you, but instead you're designing the Car Built by Homer and doing an AI generated cyber-diaper show of yourself, nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.

The giant X on his briefs exudes negative cock confidence energy

Sounds amazing, do it