jacobin found some new supplier of shit takes

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I want her to pick mitt romney as her VP. Just as a final fuck you to everyone

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      mr. sorkin, didn't know you frequent hexbear, when will you make a movie about reagan eugene debs? 🙏

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    This is stupid. The real move here is electing bernie as president to throw a bone at the lefties. Then when he inevitably dies (or if necessary, the heart attack gun get dusted off), Kamala takes over and becomes president and the adults in the room can get real work done

  • Oxycleanman [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    It would be neat as a thought experiment to see how fast she can make everyone hate the most popular politician in America

  • CarmineCatboy2 [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    by the law of funniest outcome, Sanders VP would be a dangerous proposition. on the one hand it could kill multiple Khivers who need to reconcile with the most mysoginistic, hateful, and evil man (yes, Sanders is worse than Trump). on the other it could kill multiple Khivers.

  • Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    imagine, if u will, the ensuing Body Swap Episode w/ Bernie & Kamala. Bernie could thusly hold the power for eight years & Kamala would be stuck in a body that's turning to dust, as is befitting of a fucking cop.

  • LocalOaf [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    blob-no-thoughts they should make Santa vice president so he can give people presents everyday

    pls give me money to publish this realistic idea

      • LocalOaf [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        See, the list of positives go on!

        Money me Jacobin! Money now! Me a money needing a lot right now!

        charlie-stare

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    They are just gonna choose a blue dog governor/senator that they are 100% set to lose in this upcoming election like Sherrod Brown, or Roy Cooper.

    How is Ben still thinking we have a shot?