I expected higher editorial standards from hexbear.
Yes but have you considered it's extremely funny to meme on this couch fucker?
It's not a lie, last October I was walking past his house and happened to look through his front window and saw him doing it.
Even if it was a lie, the right lies about us all the time. So who cares if we lie too? After all, it's not like anyone listens to us so what's the harm? Jester's privilege after all.
Until someone with some godsdamned journalistic integrity gets me the couches side of the story, I'm believing the couch-fucking happened.
I'm choosing to believe that this
Show
is happening but couch fucking instead of (or more accurately as well as) racism
It is known that JD Vance is the leader of a Washington DC couch fucker ring that operates out of the basement under a pizzzaria.
I chose to believe it for the first three days and it was a fun reality to inhabit
I don't want to know what the chud media sphere is saying about this lmao. I bet it's pure cope or they've instilled some weird pre-programmed response for their viewers to repeat.
I know a hog who had a prepared answer to when I said JD Vance looks like he has guyliner. They literally said it's "the shape of his eyelids making a shadow"
Lol, lmao a shadow that doesn't change based on lighting. Sure, Jan. I suspect that is what chud media is telling it's listeners to say when they hear someone say that lmao.
