That or making himself giant to achieve the same ends.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      2 months ago

      This was literally in an episode of The Boys

      I've been binge-watching my way through the show to get caught up, and that scene came up while I was eating.

      Edit: Do NOT watch The Boys while eating. Three seasons in, and I should have fucking learned that lesson by now.

        • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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          2 months ago
          spoiler

          S03E01 - Payback. Termite, while coked out of his gourd, shrinks down and crawls into a dude's urethra and starts making his way toward his prostate. While he is in there, he sneezes, returning him to his regular size, with, erm, predictable results for this show.

          So not quite exactly "living in his ass" and "controlling him with levers and wires," but not for lack of trying.

          • miz [any, any]
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            2 months ago

            ah okay no wonder, I've only finished the first two seasons

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        that scene

        lmao that's a rough start to breakfast

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The only reason he got into politics is to somehow make it a reality.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    reminds me of that clapton b-side

    if i could change the world
    i would make you tiny and put you in my ass
    you could control me with a bunch of levers and make me move
    it wouldn't be gay, i'd be some kind of robot
    i'd be some kind of big robot
    or you would be tiny
    i would be a gundum
    and you would live in my ass

    one of the weirder offerings from clapton, but he maintains there was no symbolism and it was the most literal song he's ever written. JD must be a fan, which makes sense because they are both white supremacists.

  • gueybana [any]
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    2 months ago

    How does one get solicited for such services?

    Truly awful, abhorrent, exploitative practice by this capitalist pig, don’t get me wrong. Just really curious what the process is like, if there’s a workday website where one applies, what qualifications are required etc