That or making himself giant to achieve the same ends.
Uhhh I'm his doctor and yes I agree his joe de vivre is small and he is gay.
I need to see an endocrinologist about my joie de vivre levels
I lost my Blue Cross Blue Cheese insurance tho
I'm sure there's some obscure 90s Disney live action comedy that played with this idea.
This was literally in an episode of The Boys
I've been binge-watching my way through the show to get caught up, and that scene came up while I was eating.
Edit: Do NOT watch The Boys while eating. Three seasons in, and I should have fucking learned that lesson by now.
spoiler
S03E01 - Payback. Termite, while coked out of his gourd, shrinks down and crawls into a dude's urethra and starts making his way toward his prostate. While he is in there, he sneezes, returning him to his regular size, with, erm, predictable results for this show.
So not quite exactly "living in his ass" and "controlling him with levers and wires," but not for lack of trying.
I haven't watched any popular television in a decade, so I should be good.
reminds me of that clapton b-side
if i could change the world
i would make you tiny and put you in my ass
you could control me with a bunch of levers and make me move
it wouldn't be gay, i'd be some kind of robot
i'd be some kind of big robot
or you would be tiny
i would be a gundum
and you would live in my assone of the weirder offerings from clapton, but he maintains there was no symbolism and it was the most literal song he's ever written. JD must be a fan, which makes sense because they are both white supremacists.
This is what THEY wanted when they made Ratatouille! Wake up sheeple!
How does one get solicited for such services?
Truly awful, abhorrent, exploitative practice by this capitalist pig, don’t get me wrong. Just really curious what the process is like, if there’s a workday website where one applies, what qualifications are required etc