Absolutely - it’s extremely super gay to want that, the straightest thing you could do would be to fantasise sexually about members ;) of the same sex because that’s the rugged independent conservative thing to do, and everyone knows conservatives are rugged frontiersmen who are absolutely definitely 100% straight and totally not gay, which is why they regularly get super close and intimate with one another, to promote that kind of rugged, independent frontiersmanship and what have you.
ummm, it's actually gay to get pussy
I want to get pussy, but I'm too broke for the surgery
Fellas, is it gay to want to be intimate with a partner of the opposite sex?
Absolutely - it’s extremely super gay to want that, the straightest thing you could do would be to fantasise sexually about members ;) of the same sex because that’s the rugged independent conservative thing to do, and everyone knows conservatives are rugged frontiersmen who are absolutely definitely 100% straight and totally not gay, which is why they regularly get super close and intimate with one another, to promote that kind of rugged, independent frontiersmanship and what have you.
Horsehoe theory is real, just not how it was intended
not sure if this is anything yet might need some workshopping
Wokeback Mountain
They turned MY gay cowboys WOKE?!
Also, was certain you were going to write Gayshoe Theory, lol