• Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Even then, trying to get them to realise their dream doomstack army is literally impossible is hard. They have no idea just how much surplus value it takes to make a single mounted knight (a lot, horses are expensive). Or how extended a war a medieval economy can take. They've got no knowledge of how the baggage train works and women's role in keeping an army functioning, let alone where all the wood for their pretty longbows are going to come from or the cloth for their clothes.

    They have no idea on transport logistics, or why a Gambeson is a more effective armor piece than full plate in most cases.

    It's all, I'll just march through the desert with 20,000 men in full plate and no baggage train and besiege this castle.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        mail is the best armour, with lamellar coming in a distant second, and i will not budge from this

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            one of the best things about chainmail was that it was cheap and easy to mass produce by comparison to other options

            not that that meant some rando serf could "afford" one, but it being a cheap easy to manufacture and extremely effect option definitely makes it the top tier

              • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                4 years ago

                coughs in kingdom come deliverance

                some people would probably pillory me for it cause chuds love that game, but its got a good combat and armour system, and the female love interest literally saves the main characters life in the intro section of the game, so it at least tried

                  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                    edit-2
                    4 years ago

                    hell yeah, an rpg tolkien universe game that wasnt rpg-lite is sorely missing

                    edit: honestly the specs required for kcd arnt too bad. its a few years old now, and i was able to run it on my comp that was a couple years old back when it first came out

                      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                        4 years ago

                        fallout 4 def is more requirement intensive than kcd on my system. obviously thats subject to your rigs parts, but...

                        ill look into those! i like me some meaty roguelikes/lites

                        playing Hades which just came out at the moment and loving it for all the greek pantheon shenanigans so far

                  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                    4 years ago

                    lol.

                    stanning a game thats about getting revenge for the murder of a loving family with an adoptive father, where the main character bumbles around and wouldve been dead in the first five days if not for a woman being a badass... to own the libs?

                    shits wild.

              • Amorphous [any]
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                4 years ago

                I’d love a fantasy role playing game that incorporates a robust armor system that allows you to mix together different pieces of accurate medieval armor, like gambeson under chainmail or chainmail under a tunic.

                There's a weird experimental game called Exanima, which currently just has a dungeon crawler mode and an arena fighter mode, but it does this extremely well. Many many layers of armor and they all affect how you are damaged based on the physics of the weapon and how it is swung.

                Downside is that no one moves like a trained fighter, they look like random peasants who are very drunk have been given weapons and armor.

                But it's still interesting.

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      if chuds understood anything about reality they wouldn't be chuds

    • Amorphous [any]
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      4 years ago

      why a Gambeson is a more effective armor piece than full plate in most cases.

      That's not really fair. Gambesons are overall more efficient, by far, but full plate is definitely better armor. Like almost inconceivably better. Like, a dude walking at you in full plate armor before guns were invented is basically like a tank in our modern era. There is nothing you can reasonably do to hurt that person unless you're also wearing full plate armor, at which point the game becomes about who comes out of the awkward clunky wrestling match on top.

      Of course, that's because full plate armor is an incredibly specialized suit made specifically for one person by a man with decades of practice using very expensive material and hours upon hours of labor. It, of course, can't be given to very many people, and is very unsuited for various environments. But it's still the best protection you can get in the medieval era.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Yes, it's far better, in dry weather, when you have mounts or don't have to travel far at risk of attack. I'd probably say the Brigandine is probably the best all-rounder armor. But if you need 10,000 men fast, you're going to struggle even with mail outfitting

        As for invulnerable, well "Haha Billhook goes yoink!" as James IV found out.