no I will not explain
You will pry my Oxford comma out of my cold, dead, and clenched hands.
The greed of the capitalists will not be sated by mere money, they must be fed with the commas of the working class
Unironically, linguistic prescriptivism is bourgeois and counter revolutionary and you're a liberal
Ironically, the Oxford comma helped Maine workers get $5 million that was due to them in a dispute with their company
I'm too lazy to find another source than the failing NYT.
the 'oxford comma' is, and, the "cambridge" comma, very bad.
return to traditional; destroys english.
What the hell are you saying? That's revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Have you gone off your head? I hope Stalin hasn't gotten wind of this yet, or there'll be hell to pay. I want to see you in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And you better have a good explanation for this garbage!
Molotov, I'm sorry to remind you of this, but Stalin has been dead for many years.
if the oxford comma is the one i like, i disagree. If it isn't, i agree. There, that's enough activism for one day i think
I have voluntarily missed points on assignments because my instructor had a stick up their ass about the Oxford comma. Fuck you, I'm using it. Deal with it.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,FJORD,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I introduce the box-fjord comma. It's simple, leftist approved
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,FJORD,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and makes for easy reading.
We already use their cringy word for football and their cool-guy spelling rules - might as well use the comma rules too.
