• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Spock should be replaced by Laforge. The true mystery in Picard Season 3 is who finally took Geordie's virtue.

        • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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          1 year ago

          Season 1 - meh

          Season 2 - LOL...no! Did they learn nothing from Galactica 1984?

          Season 3 - "Guys, Season 2 didn't happen, and let's assume season 1 was a bit of a mistake and make a pretty good show." Good show ensues. Ends.

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Season 2 - LOL...no! Did they learn nothing from Galactica 1984?

            This was the comparison that I've been trying to grasp for so long lmao.

        • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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          1 year ago

          If holograms count, then so does porn and virtual sex with that chick that 100% was an Austrian super model and not a middle aged man living with his mom in Cleveland.

          • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            We see multiple sapient holograms through the various series

            Stop oppressing Geordi, their love has 99.977% fidelity with being real

      • what about that very weird episode where he falls in love with a Holodeck simulation of a real person

        and then they actually meet and he's very creepy throughout the episode despite her being married

        and then they eventually get married in the alternate future thing in the last episode

    • Azarova [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      yeah, Trip got fucking mpregged, he should at least be all the way to the right

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Chakotay sexless? He and Janeway stared at each other sweatily for seven seasons. Plus he used to bump uglies with Seska before she showed her true colors. The dude fucks.

  • Vncredleader
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    1 year ago

    Most should be lowered on the competence axis. Riker is a himbo more often than not

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Where's Janeway though -- oh right, off the chart to the top right