Yes, I screenshotted my reply. I wasn't sure if the jerk off emoji was a better title and I figured this way I get the best of both worlds.

  • regul [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Introducing: Axe Man-mojis!

    • VILenin [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Manly emojis so you can be a manly masculine male manly man. Would you like to sign up for our manly masculine tough manly man subscription box full of tough masculine manly man shit?

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Also, but this camo baby carrier so people will know that you're not gay while you care for the child you produced via coitus with a woman.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        frantically stuffing reams of Manly Man Monthly under my matress

        i read it for the articles mom!

        edit: just so we're clear, this is a joke about the mens magazines of my youth being indistinguishable from gay porno, because they both depict hot sweaty semi clothed man bods. not a joke conflating masculine insecurity with being gay. carry on

      • lvysaur [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        This insecurity keeps entire industries alive

        tomahawk steaks and beard oil