Yes, I screenshotted my reply. I wasn't sure if the jerk off emoji was a better title and I figured this way I get the best of both worlds.

    • regul [any]
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      4 years ago

      Introducing: Axe Man-mojis!

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Manly emojis so you can be a manly masculine male manly man. Would you like to sign up for our manly masculine tough manly man subscription box full of tough masculine manly man shit?

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Also, but this camo baby carrier so people will know that you're not gay while you care for the child you produced via coitus with a woman.

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          frantically stuffing reams of Manly Man Monthly under my matress

          i read it for the articles mom!

          edit: just so we're clear, this is a joke about the mens magazines of my youth being indistinguishable from gay porno, because they both depict hot sweaty semi clothed man bods. not a joke conflating masculine insecurity with being gay. carry on

        • lvysaur [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          This insecurity keeps entire industries alive

          tomahawk steaks and beard oil

  • mlm [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Every day I see more grown adult men use words. There is no excuse for this. Words are for humans. Do you think your ancestors would have been caught dead typing words if the internet existed back then? Return to monke.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Girls are the language anarchists lobbing linguistic Molotovs at grammar Nazis. o7

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      but have you considered: it was never true.

      the position put forward was not one about prevalence of usage, it was one of appropriately gendered action

      :party-parrot:

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Man, I still remember hearing my young cousins (11 years old, guys tho) talk about emojis back in like, 2014. It was the first time I'd heard that word.

        • kilternkafuffle [any]
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          4 years ago

          Back in my day they were all emoticons and all the guys I knew used them. Then everyone started calling them emojis. Nobody asked me. There was no vote.

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            you dont vote for an emoji.

            the lady of the onlyfans, her arm clad in purest shimmering glitter, holds aloft Sirocco from the bosom of the aether, signifying by divine providence that I, crispyhexagon, am to carry :party-parrot: THAT is why we emoji

        • WorkingClassOilBaron [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          I still use emoticons, they're cool :D

          The 'e' in emoji just means picture, but the 'emot-' in emoticon means 'emotion'.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Far right dude that works for Ben Shapiro. Idk what he does, think he cries about Disney movies being too PC or some shit.

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        was this the trad cath who was interviewed on a lost episode that was so bad they didn't release it

        • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          Was it? Oh wow. Either way, which episode did they play that clip of it? Amber stepping in with the "I was fully cognizant of what I was doing when I had my abortion, should I go to prison" was an absolutely incredible moment.

  • Koa_lala [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    My grandparents on facebook: 🥳💐😡😔🤭🙂🤩💢✨🦷✨🧗🧜🚣🏋️🧎🧎🕺👬🤱👬👪🌈☄️🌍☄️🌎⭐🦆🐳🦀🐳🦈🦪🦉🦆🍬🧈🍬🍥🍬🍰🍬🧂

  • Provastian_Jackson [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    would my great grandfather have used emojis if the internet existed back in 1909? How could one even speculate?

    • kilternkafuffle [any]
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      4 years ago

      My great grandfathers (to the extent I know about them from family stories) prided themselves on keeping up with the times, reading whatever literature was available in the village. Why would they be afraid of pictures?