Bonescape [he/him] to Main • 4 years agoTrump could pull out a gun and kneecap Biden in the debate and still win.message-squaremessage-square13 fedilinkarrow-up155file-text
arrow-up155message-squareTrump could pull out a gun and kneecap Biden in the debate and still win.Bonescape [he/him] to Main • 4 years agomessage-square13 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareReversi [none/use name]hexbear15·4 years agoThe amount of chemicals keeping Biden alive prevent him from feeling it Instead of a burst vessel in his eye he just walks around with a hole in his knee saying "listen jack" link
minus-squareBlurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]hexbear8·4 years agoBiden melting into the Tar Zombie from Return of the Living Dead and digging open the moderator's skull in a desperate bid for fresh neurons. link
minus-squareComraragi [none/use name]hexbear4·4 years agoSo basically the plot of House M.D but the MC is a geriatric patient trying to stay relevant as a failed politician and he gets his own team of lackeys to order around and keep him entertained(read: barely conscious). link
The amount of chemicals keeping Biden alive prevent him from feeling it
Instead of a burst vessel in his eye he just walks around with a hole in his knee saying "listen jack"
Biden melting into the Tar Zombie from Return of the Living Dead and digging open the moderator's skull in a desperate bid for fresh neurons.
So basically the plot of House M.D but the MC is a geriatric patient trying to stay relevant as a failed politician and he gets his own team of lackeys to order around and keep him entertained(read: barely conscious).