I'll upbear the comment in my notifications page, try to think of a funny or meaningful reply, and eventually resignedly(is that a word?) hit 'read' after a week or so
You are my bessst friend if you don't reply I will literally destroy my table
Whoa, not cool of you to steal my bit like this
I've been feeling bad about not replying to people for years now buddy
I hope you think about this moment years down the road, right before you go to sleep. The witty replies you let slip by, the chance at a laugh.
I hope you look back, when you know the time is coming, and remember these threads you pulled together, but could never finish.
I'll bake enough cookies for everyone on the site if @PointAndClique@hexbear.net responds to this comment
the best time to reply to me was a week ago the second best time is now
The best time to suck my cock is literally every day of my life, the second best time was in the womb
I'm having a terrible time and I'm really down and alone, I just want to talk to someone.
Can you please let me know if you have some time to chat?