The party line is officially anti-struggle-session. Please, I'm begging you.

“Under no pretext should skub be surrendered; any attempt to take skub from the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”

―Karl Marx

Skubble session incoming

the moment you learn about skub is the day you become an adult

The foundation of anti-Skub criticism is: Hexbears make Skub, Skub does not make Hexbears. Skub is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of Hexbears who have either not yet won through to themslves or has already lost themselves again. But Hexbears are no abstract being squatting outside the world. Hexbear is the world of Hexbears – state, society. This state and this society produce Skub, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Skub is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d'honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the Hexbear essence since the Hexbear essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against Skub is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is Skub.

Skub suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Skub is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

The abolition of Skub as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of Skub is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which Skub is the halo.

i'd have to know if it's an indoor or outdoor skub

I'm something of a Skub centrist or skubtrist if you would so both sides hate me

I'm cautiously pro-Skub but I think the derivatives (Skuba diving, Skubidi Toilet, Skubanzo Beans) are bad.

<--- Me, blissfully ignorant of what a skub is, in my lane, moisturized, thriving.

I am pro skub.

WHICH ONE OF YOU MFERS IS DEFENDING SKUB ON MY HEXBEAR? GET OVER HERE

If you're anti-skub, you aren't a Hexbear. Delete your account.

Skub is clearly a commodity the Pro Skub forces have monetized if not yet made a requirement for living in modern society. I find it upsetting that hexbears are even considering pro-skub allegiances.

"There is nothing sacred about Skub. All economic and political institutions are contrivances that should serve the interests of the people."

I am an opportunist. If the pro-Skubs look like they're winning, I too shall be pro-Skub. However, if the anti-Skubs are victorious, then I've always been anti-Skub.