• peppersky [he/him, any]
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    3 months ago

    I demand MORE SEX SCENES and MORE FRONTAL NUDITY in all movies

    I wanna see ERECT PENISES in my movies regardless of any "plot relevance"

    you know like they used to put in European films before we imported American prudishness and and a deep disgust of the human body from there.

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Erect penises are automatic NC-17 ratings (especially if it's a film not catered to cishet white men). Younaminini Parka bad country censorship 1957 quote here.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        3 months ago

        I will take the ring to mordor. I will make a movie where no one wears pants at any point, it has nothing to do with the plot, and everyone with a penis has an erection, in every shot, for no plot relevant reason except the mpaa can and should crawl in to a drainage pipe during a monsoon and put itself out of the world's misery.

        • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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          edit-2
          3 months ago

          ok so frodo has to take the cockring to morwhores where the evil Haurdon is

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            3 months ago

            Lord of the G strings, staring Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins i am not kidding it is a real softcore film.