VICTORY EDIT: THATS RIGHT BITCHES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT IT!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849

send hopes and prayers 😔🙏

here's the twitter thread:

(1/3) NEWS: Hope Hicks, who traveled with Trump aboard Air Force One to and from the presidential debate on Tuesday, and to his Minnesota rally yesterday, has coronavirus, sources tell me.

(2/3) White House works to limit COVID-19 exposure “to the greatest extent possible” both on complex and when the president is traveling, spokesman Judd Deere says in a statement, without mentioning by name the aide who has coronavirus.

(3/3) Scoop: No indication Trump has contracted coronvirus, but inner circle aide Hope Hicks has it, and is experiencing symptoms of the disease. She was in close proximity to him, maskless, in recent days. She was quarantined on AF1 on trip back from Minnesota. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-02/trump-aide-hope-hicks-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-infection

UPDATE FROM THE BIG WET BOY HIMSELF: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311859538279239686

Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!

😎😎😎😎🤞🤞🤞🤞

  • cadence [they/them,she/her]
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    Yeah, yeah, we heard this all before. Trump aide has coronavirus, Trump's son has coronavirus, Trump's lawyer has coronavirus, whatever it was. He's not gonna get it.

    Even if he does, remember what happened when BJ and Bolsonaro got it? They didn't die, and Trump won't either.

    Not worth caring about IMO.

    • Spartacus [none/use name]
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      i've known 2 ppl that have died from covid so far. and another couple family members of close friends. so i'm gonna enjoy this and there's not a single too-cool-for-school post that will change my position. sorry

      • Owl [he/him]
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        Spartacus is too cool for too cool for school.

        • Spartacus [none/use name]
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          finally someone gets it. seems like there's only a few people here that can stop being an annoying doomer long enough to make jokes about trump catching covid

          🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • cadence [they/them,she/her]
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      4 years ago

      okay, so, I was wrong about the first part and trump is confirmed to have covid, but I'm not going to get my hopes up like last time. if he actually dies, then I will care.

  • ChapoBapo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I want the president of the united states to die of coronavirus. I don't ask for much. Please.

  • RedDawn [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Trump can’t catch it because he takes hydroxycloroquine and injects bleach several times a day

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    The WH uses the 15 minute rapid tests from Abbott. He has his initial test results already for sure, but he's not bragging about being negative.

    I bet he tested positive on the rapid and they're giving him a better test to confirm.

    • grisbajskulor [he/him]
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      This is what I came to comment. No way did he not test positive after this much time. Also can’t they do like 20 re-tests of the same sample? Idk how it works.

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    Can you imagine the unhinged reaction from the MAGAts and the conspiracy theories if he dies from it?

    • Balkinbalkans [he/him]
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      They'll just say the deep state assassinated him because they were afraid he would save America even harder.

  • Ezze [hy/hym,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Maybe the Christian Evangelical God is real. Pence ascends to the presidency and along with Pompeo rallies the country into a new armed Crusade to finally take the Holy Land and bring about the End Times.

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    It's kinda crazy that this guy is a known germaphobe but also refuses to wear a mask.

    • PlantsRcool [any]
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      Germaphobia isn't rational so I don't think it makes sense to assume it would be expressed it a rational way.

  • captchaintherye [any]
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    That would probably actually be a great development because then Pence would run against Biden and probably lose BUT Biden's win would be considered tainted and completely illegitimate.

    Best of both worlds: Trump isn't president, but no one takes Biden seriously and is rendered completely ineffectual