Also between this and knowing he ate cottage cheese with canned pineapple or ketchup has me conflicted on this dweebish monster

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Listen Nixon was actually correct about the cottage cheese and pineapple thing. I had to try it out after learning that loser ate it every day, and it's good.

    The pineapple adds a sweet and acidic taste to the cottage cheese and meshes well with the texture.

    So if you're a non-vegan or vegetarian, give it a shot.

    I know pineapple and cottage cheese is one of the things I will have on my veganversary.

    • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
      cake
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      3 months ago

      Yeah it is actually a good combination. As bad as Nixon was, and he was, every subsequent president following his coup was even quicker to acquiesce to deindustrialization.

      • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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        3 months ago

        What if the conclusion to his, what I imagine to be 2 hours, lecture on Persian Domination ended with, in that blubbery Nixon Voice, "Thank God those Persian Bastards never took over though, or I wouldn't be able to enjoy this fine bowl of Cottage Cheese and Pineapple!"

        • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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          3 months ago
          1. a coalition of hoplites at thermopylae stall the persian advance long enough for the athenian fleet to attack supply lines at the dardanelles

          2. ???

          3. the anglo conquest of hawaii

          thank you for coming to my ted talk

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      M
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      3 months ago

      Nah dawg I'd rather eat Korean fermented squid slathered in chunky peanut butter than eat cottage cheese with pineapples