lmao
Death to America
I will never forget that when I was in high school this girl walked up to a marine recruiters pull-up bar draped in a Mexican flag like a Cape and did like 16 pull ups then walked away shouting "viva la raza"or something like that
alright comrade, you're our man on the inside. your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to raid the medicine cabinet of every bathroom in the whitehouse and sell joe biden's adderall to private school kids in maryland
and then use the money to buy bombs disguised as glazed hams with a lit fuse
Doesn't that seem like low qualifications? I would have assumed you'd need some kind of experience and education.
That said, I'm completely in favor of incompetent people guarding US politicians
I wonder if you have to provide a minimum number of social media accounts nowadays. When I was younger they needed a min number of non-family references.
I have literally no other social media besides this and I have almost certainly been passed over because of that.
It'd waste a lot of their time though! Gotta look on the bright side here
The only clearance any of us are getting is Public Trust, because all you have to do is not be so stupid you'd intentionally leak every client's SSN.
You'd be surprised at how inept they are nowadays. Just take a xanax during the polygraph as well
I’ll just apply for the listing I saw a couple days ago for “Polygraph Examiner at Central Intelligence Agency” and pass everyone
I want to be a hired gun to protect President Biden, SIR
Take it and become a Chinese spy
Seriously though this dumbass country will pay you 70k to stand around and do nothing when the time comes? You should absolutely unironically take this job. That's a steal.
Accept it and do the job as badly as possible for as long as possible until fired.
Interesting that once you turn 37, you're ineligible, I guess to prevent a guard mercing the president and eating his heart to gain his powers
TBF they prolly didn’t know you were a godless hexbear poster so
honestly he should try it just to see if posting on this site actually prevents you from getting security clearance yet
Mods run a security clearance check on all of us, and if you pass the check they ban you.
Mods should have to meet these requirements. I'm totally sick of some Peruvian man removing my daily posts about how ponchos are ugly.
