i am not currently.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    tie me to that sign like a gas station dog and let's do this shit self-respect is important. seek the light of the Lord

  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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    1 month ago

    lmk in the unlikely event that you are single again please i might need you for a bit

      • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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        1 month ago

        remember that the subtle "might need you for a bit" will reveal itself to be "will make you mine until the sun withers away and dies" depending or not on whether you wear the cat ears

      • HexBeara [none/use name]
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        1 month ago

        Eh. Between the 2nd reply and the fact that I've got two good hands myself, I get it. Plus catching fee fees is like the worst sti sometimes.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    This has to be an art installation

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      1 month ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • SoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    wish i could be more of a ho when i'm single but i'm too sensitive and reserved and bad at having fun with casual s*x : / happy 4 u though

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Me when relationship

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    spoiler

    Me when single

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    HI SINGLE I'M DAD!

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  • GaveUp [love/loves]
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    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I bet this would actually be safe to use because nobody else would ever dare to use it

    You know what? Thinking about it more, using it wouldn't even be much worse than participating in a three+some no? Or even sleeping with somebody who may have slept with somebody else earlier in the day and not showering in between

    • StalinStan [none/use name]
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      29 days ago

      I think that thr sand would be a bigger issue. The lack of water would make properly cleaning toys between uses would be difficult. However, whomest among us hasn't had a weekend where you just roll the dice