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      • sub_ubi@lemmy.ml
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        Completely true of the public-facing capitalists, who effectively serve as PR for their class.

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  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    I took the RISK of investing in making workers build the unicycle profit scooper porky-point

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    now you have to use your own unicycle and smart phone app at the same time but you can't use the smart phone while on the unicycle.

    and while you must smile you are not allowed to sing.

    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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      Yes because workers owning their own workplace and directing activity democratically with no owner class siphoning profits has to work the exact same because......

      Oh wait, it doesn't and you're just a fucking moron

      • heggs_bayer
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        Buh b but muh totalitarian Soviet Onion! Muh authoritarian Borf Goria! Muh jorjorwell 8491 Chy Na!

        • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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          My grandparents were forced to cut onions in the soviet onion! they still remember this when they cry and how stalin was holding the big spoon up to them and demanding more onions! "mr stalin sir too many onions is going to cause flatulence" they screamed but stalin didnt care kitty-cri-texas

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      "Communism works the same way, except the party leaders are the ones on top," you think to yourself as the crimson Poverty Line flashes upwards across your field of view. "Capitalism is the only system that works." The wind is rushing hard in your ears now; the bottom of the Money Pit is coming up fast. "Besides, they worked hard to swim in the Money Pool, they deser--." Splat.

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      Politicians were paid around the middle of the income scale in the Soviet Union.

      Unless you're talking about like the occasional free beer or taxi ride for competently administering your job, which I gotta tell you, however much you think Communist party members did it... Like, have you had a job and talked to your boss and their inter-business negotiations? Holy shit

      • supertrucker@lemmy.ml
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        If I'm a government official in near complete control of billions in resources, it doesn't matter what I take home in salary, I'm essentially have the power of a billionaire, so long as I keep my bosses happy

        • keepcarrot [she/her]
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          I honestly don't know what you're talking about. Do you think that a random party guy in Siberia can just say "Nope, the USSR cannot get any oil now" and nothing would be done and he'd be showered in women and coke? Or... Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?

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            • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml
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              Fair enough, so without any name calling, please name some of those alternatives you mentioned.

              EDIT: you commented continously for 11 further hours after this post, without answering anyone in this thread, so i would safely assume you deserve all the name calling and more.

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        • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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          you can either have private jackasses own everything like petty kings of their little financial fiefdoms, or you can have capital be socially owned and operated without the explicit need for next quarter profit seeking, those are your fucking choices you nerd

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  • calabast@lemm.ee
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    I agree with this image, and I'm quite curious to see what "rich" tastes like... But I feel like the mechanics of this picture took me a second or two longer than it should to understand.

    Edit: like are they balancing their unicycles on the larger cylinder? They must have really good balance to manage that for more than a second. And if that is true, what happens if they fall forwards? I see the danger if them falling backwards, but does that mean they just can't fall forwards?

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml
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      it's illustrating how they have to work really hard in a very precarious conditions to keep the system running. Falling off is equivalent to losing your job/savings and ending up on the street.

    • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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      but does that mean they just can’t fall forwards?

      To fall forwards, you would have to clip through the wall.