Stalinist-Jesuism
Going to get this framed and sent to a local church and say its a painting of my dead dad in heaven
"Stalin I told you, no more eating Ukraine's grain with that comically large spoon."
"I didn't honest!" [wipes away cereal from his mouth]
Georgian orthodox churches be like.
Also I'm sure that even if his mom was around to see the veneration bordering on beatification of Soso, She'd still probably have told him he should've become a priest instead.
She lived until 1937, and that's exactly what she told him:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekaterine_Geladze#Later_life
warhammer 40k's Emperor and the imperial cult but it's Stalin and the orthdox church.
the Horus heresy is khrushchev secret speech and Mao is Guilliman and imperium secundus is china
I'd call Trotsky Horus, Khrushchev Magnus, and Mao... Alpharius Omegon?
The Emperor and his primarchs are all reactionary, racist, eugenicist fascists. They are nowhere near as based as Mao or Stalin or even Trotsky. They're closer to Hitler, Tojo, and Pol Pot.
Yo Stalin is cool and all and imma let you finish, but jesus is 100% bullshit crammed down your throat by the establishment. There's no historical evidence he even existed.
Most historians who study first-century Palestine agree that Jesus was a real person who existed. Whether everything written about him is true is another question.
https://youtu.be/o5GdcSFiRq0
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I always had problems with that take because if he didnt exist then who made up jesus then? The romans had a perfectly working religion they didnt have to made up anything new, plus another fact is that romans didnt have perfect records on all the cruzifictions they did because it was a really common punishment.
Like organized christianity is 100% an org made to support the establishment but things cant just appeared from nowhere
There were definitely people in Palestine during that time doing some of the same itinerant preaching and living off the land. In the Bible there's John the Baptist, for example. There's also allusion to the dozens---if not hundreds---of other people doing exactly the same thing during this time in the gospels. The idea of Jesus came from these. But the four gospels weren't even written by people who would have known Jesus. They were written about 90 years after that time frame and they all borrow from or flat out copy previous texts. This amalgam of a person is what was rolled into the Jesus character.
The Lord needs no advisors. Only loyal and loving people of peace.
I love this fucking picture, 11/10, would save again.
Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink with a big spoon.
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