You don't want my dad I defederated from him years ago

Dads? No thanks

Daddies? Okay now we talkin

Instead maybe we can federate our dads so they don't get bored in retirement and turn to radical right wing propaganda networks like Facebook?

We should federate with dads.cool

Do I have to call you 'dad,' too?

I federated with your dad first

I'm defederating with your uncle

I'm not a Dad, but I can be a government-mandated federated Daddy