• ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    10 days ago

    I think this is the only acceptable way to drive a cyber truck. If you drive a plain stainless steel cyber truck then you just look like a divorcee with too much money. Boring. I need to know exactly which flavor of local nut you are.

    If you have the ego and money for a cyber truck then you should be able to afford an insane paint job.

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      Gonna wrap my cyber truck with pictures of brace Belden

      • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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        10 days ago

        Yeah but if they had the good taste they wouldn't have gotten a cyber-truck. Alas

  • Owl [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    I actually like this wrap lol.

    Still hate the truck.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    10 days ago

    Yo dawg, I heard you like ugly bullshit so we put some ugly bullshit on your ugly bullshit so you can have double ugly bullshit

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      A lot of them are stuck in the late 90s overall, where anything past that is super futuristic.

    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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      9 days ago

      The existence of Dogecoin is so strange. These people are literally being paid to promote the cultural cache of a dead meme.

      • Redcuban1959 [any]
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        9 days ago

        It's a literal dead meme, pretty sure the original dog also died back in 2021.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    10 days ago

    I feel like the busier the wrap, the worse it looks, because it draws attention to it's actual shape vs a dark, solid color that mutes the corners and lets the eyes ignore how ugly it is.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      10 days ago

      I think plain wraps in even a color like teal make it look not quite as ugly and sort of cartoony even though it's still weird as hell.

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      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        10 days ago

        What the fuck are cybertruck owners doing? That's a great color that would look good on a Porsche or Lamborghini. It'd cost them the same (maybe less, especially after all the fixing it needs lmao) and they'd look like less of an asshat.

          • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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            10 days ago

            True. Maybe they should have gotten BMWs so they are the same level of asshat, but in an actually nice car.

            • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
              hexagon
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              10 days ago

              I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like "Marks" about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he's inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that's grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.

              On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world...

        • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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          10 days ago

          It'd cost them the same

          Cybertrucks are 80k. The cheapest new Lamborghini would be an Urus which is a quarter million minimum. Porsche is a moot point because nothing can make a 911 look bad, other than eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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        10 days ago

        Yeah, basically anything that softens the angles and removes those hard edges your eyes get caught on.

      • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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        10 days ago

        Blue color makes it look like some ugly ass abortion from Pontiac.

        Almost normal-ish.

        • Cammy [she/her]
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          10 days ago

          Have they made a mod for gta v yet? I want to see people commit crimes on and with those eyesores.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      It also peels like wrapping paper... windows included!

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